Im Fucking.....

Im Fucking Matt Daemon



SS: I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: I'm sorry but it's true
SS: I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: I'm not imaging it's you
SS: I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: On the bed, on the floor On a towel by the door, In the tub, in the car, Up against the mini-bar
SS: I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: While you're drinking Diet Snapple
SS: I said I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: She said she's fucking Matt Damon
MD: Hey Kimmel, how do you like them apples? [...]
SS: Hey Jim, don't take it bad Remember all the good times we had Like the time we went fishing And we caught a bunch of fish Then you puked in the bucket On the fish that we caught
Girls: Knock knock!
Boys: Who's that knocking at my door?
Girls: Amfa! Boys: Amfa who?
Girls: I'm fucking Matt Damon
Boys: She's fucking Matt Damon [...]
SS: I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: And you know that I ain't lying
SS: I said I'm fucking Matt Damon
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: Ask The Insider's Pat O'Brien [...]
SS: On the bed, on the floor On a towel by the door, In the tub, in the car, Up against the mini-bar
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon
SS: She's fucking Matt Damon
MD: She's fucking Matt Damon [...]


Im Fucking Ben Affleck









Jimmy Kimmel: Oh, Hi Sarah. It’s been a long time. I guess you’ve been…busy with…Matt Damon. I’ve been busy too. I’ve been thinking about us, and you and him and, I’m happy for you. I really am. He’s a great guy. I mean he’s the sexiest man alive. I found somebodye pretty sexy too. I don’t know if you’ve heard, but…I’m fucking Ben Affleck!

Ben Affleck: He’s fucking Ben Affleck.

Jimmy Kimmel: While you and Matt are swappin’ spit. I said I’m fucking Ben Affleck!

Ben Affleck: He said he’s fucking Ben Affleck. Hey Sarah, he’s got bigger tits.

Jimmy Kimmel: They’re not hairy though, right?

Ben Affleck: No…

Brad Pitt: Excuse me…Is someone here…fucking Ben Affleck?

Jimmy Kimmel: I am! I’m fucking him!

Brad Pitt: Great, sign here.

Jimmy Kimmel: Thank you. [Reads cake] Congratulations on fucking Ben Affleck.

Crowd & Ben: Ahhhh….

Brad Pitt: What did you wish for?

Jimmy Kimmel & Ben Affleck: When we’re together there’s this feeling inside.
It’s like a million butterflies flutterin’ in my behind.
I love the dimples in your chin, I see diamonds in your eyes.
When I’m fucking you Ben Affleck I feel like I can fly.
And our fucking won’t be stopped no matter how hard they try.

Ben Affleck: They can’t stop it.

Jimmy Kimmel: They can’t stop it.

Joan Jett: You won’t tear them apart. You can’t stop this love affair, cause they love f-u-c-k-i-n-g.

Robin Williams: This is not a man crush. He’s fucking our friend Ben.

Don Cheadle: And so we all…we all hope Matt will understand…

Everyone: He’s fucking Ben

Pete Wentz & Dominic Monaghan: Fucking Ben Affleck

Perry Farrell: Yeah, Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison.

Everyone: Just like prison.

Macy Gray: He’s fucking Ben…Ben Affleck’s his guy.

Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Oh, it’s through the fucking night and day…

Lance Bass: Just ask Huey!

Cameron Diaz: Okay, I’ll ask him Huey, did you see them fuck at all?

Huey Luis: Yes, I saw them fuck. They were in a bathroom stall.

Josh Groban: Oooohhh ooohhhh oohhh he’s fucking Ben, fucking Ben Affleck. He’s fuuuucking Bennnn!

Everyone: He’s fucking Ben. He’s fucking Ben Affleck!

Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison!

Meatloaf & Everyone: He’s fucking Ben. Ben Affleck’s his guy!

Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Do the fucking every way.

Dicky Barrett: Just ask Don Cheadle!

Don Cheadle: Ooohhhh ooohhh ooohhh he’s fucking Ben.

Everyone: He’s fucking Ben Affleck!

[Harrison Ford blows a kiss to Ben and Jimmy]

Everyone: Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison.

Christina Applegate & Rebecca Romijn: Just like prison!

Everyone: He’s fucking Ben! Fucking Ben Affleck. Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison. He’s fucking Ben. Ben Affleck’s his guy!

Huey Luis & Cameron Diaz: They’ve been making sweet sweet love, Ben and Jimmy!

Josh Groban: That was pretty fuckin’ good.